Be Responsible for Yourself

Yet another news story. This tenant slipped on a rug that the owner had put in the house which broke her wrist. Because she is in so much pain she forgets to take her pill and promptly gets herself pregnant. (Although I must admire a woman with a broken wrist who still finds time to screw). Then the scanky hoe has the audacity to sue the owner not only for her wrist but because she got pregnant. The owner who had a few other properties in his name was almost entirely cleaned out because the judge sympathises with her. What a fucking nightmare.

This sort of shit is happening everywhere. We are becoming more americanised by the second where the masses think the quickest way to become loaded is to sue which ever poor bastard comes your way. (oh and gold lotto is another good way of becoming rich -- i didnt say the masses were smart because obviously they missed the statistics class in grade 10). I think it is time to en this nonsence and be responsible for your self. So i have come up with this brilliant idea:

The National Waiver Card

The main idea behind this is that you sign all responsibility for you safety unto your self. By having this card you are effectivly saying that I cannot sue anyone. Shopping centers will have the condition of entry that everyone must have one of these cards or they cannot enter. Amusement parks, White water rafting, bungee jumping, to the death grudge matches, live human hunting. It can all be possible with the waiver card! Imagine going to skirmish where the helmet was optional, seatbelts in cars can be optional as long as you are a carrier of the NWC. You can do a friggin sydney harboyur bridge climb (on stars mind you) without being tethered to the hand rail. You being a shopkeeper can electrocute your customers with faulty fridges! Well there are some flaws but all in all with a little common sence attached it is still a good idea.