Fuck The World

This sort attitude works! Who gives a flying fuck! No seriously think like that for a day and you stresses will disapear. Granted it will take you some time to achieve total "Flying Fuckedness" but you can do it and once you get there you have to reign it in with a 2 simple rules:

Rule 1: Dont give a fuck

If you late your late it couldnt be helped so stop worring. You have a mobile! - give the person your meeting a call and tell them when you can meet. If they give you attitude tell then to go fuck themselves and get a life you cant magically appear in front of them so either wait for me or dont just tell me what you are going to do.

Rule 2: Be courtious

You think this may conflict with rule 1 but let me clarify. I said courtious not tactful not nice. You can be courtious and blunt at the same time. If some one wants you to do something you dont want to... dont beat around the bush just say NO. Bam!!! a solid NO will stop so many people in their tracks of trying to weasel you into something you dont want to do. Sure you will get a reputation for being blunt but hey tact will only get you more weasling... so scrub maybe from your vocabulary (By the way if any girl says maybe to you its a NO). Every time i say a solid NO i get a good chuckle out of it. Dont get me wron you may all think i am a cold harted bastard but I do say YES to a lot of things... speaking of YES do say yes to shit you normally say NO to. Out of the ordinary shit only comes along so often and if it soiund like fun but you have a prior engagement say YES and ask for forgivness.. which brings me to my next pearl (I stole this mind you)

It is better to ask for fogivness than for permission.

THis will get you into a lot of trouble but it is well worth it.